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Speaker 1:
All right, folks. Welcome back to the Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training Podcast. Now we have a special guest joining us here. James, welcome on to the Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training Podcast. How are you, sir?
James:
I’m doing great, Clay. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1:
I got to ask. You’re from New Jersey, right?
James:
Yeah, buddy.
Speaker 1:
Have you noticed anything different about the Tulsa dog training services versus the New Jersey dog training services?
James:
Well, I never had one of my dogs trained, but there’s a lot of dogs untrained out in New Jersey.
Speaker 1:
Okay. Now JT, you are joining us here, I appreciate you joining us here, via… He’s appearing right now on audio only from an undisclosed Tulsa Dog Training location. JT, welcome onto the show. How are you, sir?
JT Lawson:
I’m just phenomenal. How are you guys?
Speaker 1:
We’re fired up to be here with you, irrationally so here. On the last broadcast, you were talking about dog cloning and that is actually a thing. There’s just no way that people are actually cloning their dogs. We’ll get into dog training services that you provide in a minute, but let’s get back to that for a second. Are you saying that there’s actually people that are cloning their dogs?
JT Lawson:
Yeah. No. It’s an actual thing. People are cloning their dogs. There’s been tons of them being cloned. Yeah. So basically you just take the… I don’t know all the intricates of how it works, but basically it’s like a twin of your dog, but it has the same personality and everything.
Speaker 1:
What was the first time that you ran into this? How did you first… I feel like you’ve gone down to the black market of Tulsa dog training. I mean, how did you discover this?
JT Lawson:
Well, the first… I heard of it and then I didn’t believe that it was an actual thing. So I looked it up and actually the first dog that was cloned was back in 2005, and there’s a study of more than 1000 cloned dogs. So that’s a study on dogs. So there’s been at least 1000 of them cloned. So I don’t know how often it happens or how much it costs or any of those details, but it’s a thing.
Speaker 1:
Now, James, what we’re going to do here is we’re going to hammer JT with Tulsa dog training related questions. Okay?
James:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
We’re going into the lightning round here because this is… We have this podcast. We’ll have one more podcast on today’s special edition of the Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Podcast. Okay. So I’m going to hit him with a question. And as soon as he responds to it, it’s like Star Wars where they’re shooting lasers, pew, pew, pew, and the Jedi, [inaudible 00:02:40], he swats away the lasers.
James:
Rapid fire action.
Speaker 1:
That’s what we’re doing here. Okay? So I’m going to fire off my question and you warm him up. Are you ready?
James:
I’m ready.
Speaker 1:
Okay. Here we go. Can you stop Tulsa Dog Training nuisance barking?
JT Lawson:
We can stop barking. Whether it’s barking at the mailman or just anything that moves, we can fix it for sure.
James:
All right. Can Tulsa dog training stop my dog from getting mad and pooping in the house out of spite?
JT Lawson:
Yes, we can. So that’s the thing that happens. We’ve had dogs where they poop upstairs on sister’s bed, and that’s an actual thing, or they’ve… I had a dog that it only pooped on walls. That’s all it would do, would go back up on a wall and poop on a wall. So it’s kind of like my dog only poops in bushes. It just saw one dog do it, and now he just likes pooping in the bushes. And for me it’s like it’s fine because there’s no cleanup, but somebody had a dog that pooped on walls, so that’s a little more rough. There’s graffiti of dogs.
Speaker 1:
Now, you talked about stopping the dog from chasing the mailman, James, and that’s something that we’ve heard a lot of other dog trainers talk about, frankly. I mean, there’s a lot of other Tulsa dog trainers that talk about how to stop the dog from chasing the mailman, right?
James:
Right.
Speaker 1:
But let’s get a little bit more relevant now. Okay. Can you stop a dog with your Tulsa dog training from chasing the transman?
JT Lawson:
You can’t stop the dog from chasing anything and everyone, yes. So…
Speaker 1:
The profundity of that humor was so much, I couldn’t even hold it back. I was laughing before the punchline there. Folks, again, this guy, JT Lawson, he can stop the dog from chasing the mailman or the trans man. James, one question you have, sir.
James:
Well, can Tulsa dog training clone dogs? Is that something you guys do?
Speaker 1:
No. You’re sick.
JT Lawson:
No. We do not do that. No.
Speaker 1:
Okay. Now as far as satisfaction guaranteed, to guaranteeing the satisfaction of the Tulsa dogs that you’re training there, regardless of the breed or the need or the age, can you work with any kind of dog now? Or what kind of dogs are you focused on primarily there at Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training?
JT Lawson:
Yeah. So we work with all breeds, so there’s not really a breed we don’t work with. So we work with… I’ve worked personally with part wolves and Tibetan mastiffs, little five pound Chihuahuas or Yorkie-poo things. So anything in between, we’ve done it and we will do it, so… And then as far as the satisfaction guarantee, we offer a money back guarantee. So if you’re not getting the results you want, it’s some money back.
Speaker 1:
James, we have two final podcasts we’re doing on. Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back, a special edition of the Make Your Dog Epic Dog Training Podcast. So I’m going to let you ask the final question here from to JT Lawson Tulsa’s highest rated, most reviewed dog trainer.
James:
Can you stop my dog from growling at my grandma?
JT Lawson:
We can stop your dog from growling at your grandma, for sure. Yes. We can do that. For sure.
Speaker 1:
That’s beautiful. Now, I’ll tell you this, folks, if you’re out there today and you’re looking for a dog trainer near you in the Tulsa area, just go to makeyourdogepic.com, that’s makeyourdogepic.com. The first lesson is just 50 cents. After that, there’s multiple different packages they’ll roll out for you, and you can ultimately choose the package that’s the best fit for you and your family. And there’s even scholarship availability there to make it affordable for everybody. JT, thank you so much for your time and we’ll talk to you in about five minutes.
Speaker 4:
Is your dog and furry friend holding you hostage?
Speaker 1:
Will your dog not stop pulling on its leash and eating your sausage? Who wrote that?
Speaker 4:
Well, I don’t mean to brag, but I actually wrote it and…
Speaker 1:
Wow.
Speaker 4:
It rhymes. People dig it like a dog. You get it?
Speaker 1:
Okay. So I’m just going to keep reading. Will your dog not stop jumping on you or pooping in your house like you’re on the set of Jumanji or living in a zoo?
Speaker 4:
It only took me two weeks to write that line while sitting at the base of a waterfall while gazing upon my epic dog. The dog that once held me hostage was now my best friend.
Speaker 1:
It’s so good.
Speaker 4:
The dog that would never listen was now all ears.
Speaker 1:
It’s so good. I just want to cry.
Speaker 4:
Pull yourself together, man. And if you too want to transform your dog from a furry terrorist into your best friend, what you need to do is schedule your first lesson at makeyourdogepic.com, where your first lesson is always just 50 cents. And with the savings, you can use that to pay the rent. Again, your first lesson is always just 50 cents at makeyourdogepic.com.
Speaker 1:
Wow.
Speaker 4:
Stop the endless barking. Reduce the aggressive behaviors. Prevent dog jumping. Stop your dog from chasing the elderly UPS driver as he attempts to deliver a package. Stop your dog from biting Pam, your yoga pants wearing neighbor as she just attempts to speed walk in peace. Stop your dog from eating your wife’s wedding dress and peeing in your closet on top of your Christmas gifts. Stop the madness and make your dog epic.com. Experience the revolutionary focused based positive reinforcement training and methodology. Outgoing is dog obedience, but never at the expense of dog personality. It’s the same dog, but now it’s all ears.
Speaker 1:
Wow. Man, [inaudible 00:08:37], you are a talented vocal artist.
Speaker 4:
Well, well, I don’t know.
Speaker 1:
It can sense you… I can feel the passion. It’s contagious.
Speaker 4:
Well, my friend, I am passionate about the product. I once went 60 days without sleeping.
Speaker 1:
Really?
Speaker 4:
My wife’s wedding dress got eaten and my neighbor, Pam, was bitten by my dog and my quality of life was at all time low. I didn’t invite people over to my home for months because of the new dog and I always smelled like urine.
Speaker 1:
You do still smell a little bit like dog urine. Just a little. Just-
Speaker 4:
Well, I made my dog epic. I was hostage. And that’s where the passion comes from. You’ve got to believe in your product. And you’ve got to project from the diaphragm.
Speaker 1:
The diaphragm.
Speaker 4:
Got to bend your knees.
Speaker 1:
Bend the knees. [inaudible 00:09:21].
Speaker 4:
Got to drink ginger.
Speaker 1:
Drink the ginger.
Speaker 4:
Or you’ve got to ingest apple cider vinegar.
Speaker 1:
Apple cider. I can do.
Speaker 4:
And with a dog bone, you want to chew on the dog bone for them.
Speaker 1:
Hard pass. Not going to-
Speaker 4:
According so that you can emulate the dog. And you should listen to Atomic Dog. [inaudible 00:09:36].
Speaker 1:
I can do that.
Speaker 4:
But you’re not a dog, but you want to just chew on the bone, the oversized bone, not the regular sized bones, [inaudible 00:09:44]
Speaker 1:
Hard pass. Just not going to chew on the bone-