Show Transcript
Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome back to another exciting edition of the Tulsa dog training podcast, the Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training podcast. And James, no matter how many broadcasts that we do, it never gets old. And I’ll tell you why. You know why, James?
James (00:15):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Because we love dogs.
James (00:18):
We do.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That’s what we get into. Other people have other things they’re focused on. People want to focus on other things, that’s fine. But what we focus on is training dogs. We love training dogs so much that we do podcasts, James, over and over talking about [inaudible 00:00:32]. This is what we get into. And so, I want to ask the listeners out there, if you’re out there and you have a dog that’s misbehaving, you have a dog that is becoming difficult to manage, to deal with, what are you going to do? What are you going to do by default? And James, I find that a lot of people, by default, they have a poorly behaved dog that it’s altering their lifestyle. I mean, pretty soon, they’re no longer inviting people over to their house because they’re afraid that the dog’s going to jump on people.
James (01:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
They don’t invite people into the house because they’re afraid their home is going to smell like a dog or dog urine or whatever, pet dander. The people begin to get to a place where they don’t go jogging with the dog because they’re afraid the dog’s going to run after people, chase after people. They don’t go outside because the dog may bark at the neighbor. They don’t invite kids over for the holidays because the dog may bite a child. And so, people begin to alter their personality and behave differently. It’s almost like the person becomes the pet of the dog.
James (01:38):
That’s crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Have you seen this before?
James (01:40):
I have. I do know what you’re talking about. I never put it into words like that, but I always seen it. And yeah, it’s a wild thing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And all of a sudden the dog is in charge of the person. So, if you’re out there today and you say, “I don’t know that I want to have a life that I live where the dog is in control of me,” what you got to do is you got to go to makeyourdogepic.com, makeyourdogepic.com, and you schedule that first lesson. It’s just 50 cents. Now, James, if you schedule the first lesson for 50 cents, if you are going to hire a dog trainer, and the first lesson was just 50 cents, what questions would you have before taking the time needed to fill out the form and schedule that dog training lesson?
James (02:18):
I would just want to know immediately, “How soon can you come out here and fix my dog?”
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We try to get the dog scheduled within 24 hours. We try to get the dog scheduled within 24 hours. And then, in that training, what we’re going to do is we’re going to demonstrate and showcase what we like to call here at Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training a focused, based, positive-reinforcement approach to dog training. So, this is a mindset and a system that we use, we’ve developed to teach you or to teach your dog how to become well-behaved, using a strategy where we try to grab the attention or the focus of the dog, but we use positive reinforcement so that your dog actually enjoys the experience. And it really is an incredible thing. James, have you ever seen one of these 50-cent first lessons?
James (03:02):
I have not seen it, but-
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh my gosh. James, have you seen Niagara Falls?
James (03:07):
Only in pictures?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Have you seen the Statue of Liberty?
James (03:10):
I have many times.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Have you been to North Dakota and seen the nuclear silos this time of year?
James (03:16):
Oh yeah. Been there.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What’s the most spectacular thing that you’ve honestly seen with your own eyes?
James (03:21):
With my own two eyes?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
On the planet so far?
James (03:24):
Man, there’s a lot of things that have been really cool. You know what? I’ve been in a volcano in Hawaii, and that was the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You were In the volcano?
James (03:33):
Yeah, in the Caldera it’s called, I believe.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Did you get confused? Were you looking at the tour map and it says, “Go left. Go right. Step over here.” Next thing you know you, “Oops. I’m in the volcano.” How did that happen?
James (03:43):
I went for a wedding actually. One of my old roommates was from Hawaii, and we went there. Kamehameha Kalikane is his name.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And did you see lava?
James (03:56):
We saw some smoke, but no lava.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You were in the volcano?
James (03:59):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Don’t you know that it could go off. Were you concerned about it? Were you worried about yourself?
James (04:05):
You just walk away and hope nothing happens.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You just walk away hoping your body doesn’t melt?
James (04:09):
Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, honestly, were you scared at all?
James (04:11):
Nah, because there’s other people doing it. Everyone looked fine. So, it’s just one of those things where if everyone’s fine, you’re probably fine, too.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And I think your first dog training lesson for a lot of people can be like stepping inside a volcano. It could be a scary thing. I mean, what’s going to happen here? What do you need to do? So, all you got to do is you go to makeyourdogepic.com, makeyourdogepic.com, and you just want to schedule that first consultation. Now, James, I’m going to read off to you a variety of the most common issues that we find in the dog training business. And I’d love to get your thoughts on this to see if this sounds common to you here. People say their dog is digging deep holes. People say their dog is chasing away the milk carrier. Does this seem plausible to you?
James (04:56):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think though, people, they feel like they’re the only one in the volcano. James, people feel like they’re the only one. They feel like, “Am I the only one in the volcano? What poor choices have I made?” I mean, people say their dog is sniffing crotches, and it’s not a good look. It’s not what they wanted. They didn’t get the dog to sniff the crotch. They have a dog that’s chewing on children’s toys. They got a dog that’s demanding attention all the time. They got a dog that’s howling at the moon, James. Could you imagine?
James (05:25):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
How could you sleep when your dog’s howling at the moon? They have a dog that’s destroying their clothes. They have a dog that’s pulling on a leash. They have a dog that’s biting at children. They have a dog that’s biting at adults. James, there’s all these things that a dog could be doing. And if you want all of those behavioral issues to be a thing of the past. James, you don’t want that in your current life. No.
James (05:50):
I don’t. And I see though, does your dog eat its own vomit?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh sick.
James (05:55):
I’ve seen that with my own eyes. It is sick.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh. Come on.
James (05:58):
You got to stop that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Are you being serious?
James (05:59):
I’m serious.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh, you’re nasty. You are [inaudible 00:06:04]. Again, folks, I don’t want you to feel like you’re alone in the volcano of a misbehaving dog. No, no. That can’t happen. What you got to do is you got to go to makeyourdogepic.com and schedule that first lesson. The first lesson. Just schedule the first lesson there, folks, for 50 cents. And at the lesson, we’re going to show you all the different package options. We’re going to present you with package A, package B, package C. We’re going to basically show you the different options that exist, and then you can decide if now’s a good time to no longer be pissed.
(06:29)
I mean, if you’re saying, “You know what? I do not want my dog to be eating through the trash. I don’t want my dog to be biting kids anymore. I don’t want my dog to be pulling on a leash while I’m just attempting to walk it.” Come on. All you got to do is go to make your dog epic today and schedule that first 50 cent Tulsa dog training lesson. Again, you can schedule that today at makeyourdogepic.com. James, I really do appreciate you. Thank you for your time.
James (06:57):
See you in five.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is your dog And furry friend holding you hostage? Will your dog not stop pulling on its leash and eating your sausage? Who wrote that? Well, I don’t mean to brag, but I actually wrote it and wow, it rhymes. People dig it like a dog. Do you get it?
Carl (07:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So, I’m just going to keep reading. Will your dog not stop jumping on you or pooping in your house like you’re on the set of Jumanji or living in a zoo? It only took me two weeks to write that line while sitting at the base of a waterfall while gazing upon my epic dog. The dog that once held me hostage was now my best friend.
Carl (07:35):
It’s so good.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The dog that would never listen was now all ears.
Carl (07:40):
It’s so good. I just want to cry.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Pull yourself together, man. And if you too want to transform your dog from a furry terrorist into your best friend, what you need to do is schedule your first lesson at makeyourdogepic.com where your first lesson is always just 50 cents. And with the savings, you can use that to pay the rent. To get your first lesson is always just 50 cents at makeyourdogepic.com.
Carl (08:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Stop the endless barking. Reduce the aggressive behaviors. Prevent dog jumping. Stop your dog from chasing the elderly UPS driver as he attempts to deliver a package. Stop your dog from biting Pam, your yoga pants wearing neighbor as she just attempts to speed walk in peace. Stop your dog from eating your wife’s wedding dress and peeing in your closet on top of your Christmas gifts. Stop the madness at makeyourdogepic.com. Experience the revolutionary focus-based, positive-reinforcement training and methodology. Our goal is dog obedience, but never at the expense of dog personality. It’s the same dog, but now it’s all ears.
Carl (08:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Man, Carl. You are a talented vocal artist.
Carl (08:53):
Well, I-
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I could feel the passion. It’s contagious.
Carl (08:58):
Well, my friend, I am passionate about the product. I once went 60 days without sleeping.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Really?
Carl (09:05):
My wife’s wedding dress got eaten, and my neighbor, Pam, was bitten by my dog.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh man.
Carl (09:11):
My quality of life was an all-time low. I actually didn’t invite people over to my home for months because of the new dog. And I always smelled like urine.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You do still smell a little bit like dog urine. [inaudible 00:09:23].
Carl (09:23):
That’s why I made my dog epic. I was hostage. And that’s where the passion comes from. You’ve got to believe in your product and you’ve got to project from the diaphragm.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The diaphragm?
Carl (09:32):
To bend your knees.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Bend the knees. Bend the knees.
Carl (09:34):
Drink ginger.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Drink the ginger.
Carl (09:36):
You’ve got to ingest apple cider vinegar.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Apple cider vinegar.
Carl (09:39):
And with a dog bone. You want to chew on the dog bone before the hard pass [inaudible 00:09:44] recording so that you can emulate the dog. And you should listen to Atomic dog.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I can do that.
Carl (09:50):
But you’re not a dog.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right.
Carl (09:51):
But you want to just chew on the bone. Get the oversized bone not the regular-size bone.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The hard pass [inaudible 00:09:57].
Carl (09:58):
Not going to chew on the bone.