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All right, folks, welcome back to the Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training Podcast. I know that many of you, you go to Google, you type in dog training Tulsa, and what you do is when you get to, you do a Google search for dog training Tulsa, and what happens is you’re looking for who comes up top. And sometimes you click through all the ads and you find yourself saying, who is a dog trainer that I can trust? There’s a lot of respected brands, a lot of brands that exist, that people can put faith in.
And what I wanted to do today, JT Lawson here with a Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa dog training expert, I wanted just to ask you about some common questions that people often ask when they’re doing a Google search for dog training Tulsa. And then perhaps if we have time, you could get into a recent dog that you’ve trained. Does that sound good? That sounds great. Okay, so first question I have is how much should you spend on dog training? How much should somebody should somebody plan on spending for Tulsa dog training? Well
typically if you do private lessons it’s gonna be cheaper because it’s shorter amount of times and if you do a boarding school or boot camp or stay away or whatever you want to call it where the dog saves them those are typically more expensive. So the range that I found is anywhere from the super low end which is like the $100, like Petco, PetSmart, like group puppy classes, things like that, all the way up to, there’s like seven, eight, $10,000 boarding school programs that you can spend.
So how much should you spend? Well, really what you want to look for is do they offer a money back guarantee? So you have to understand that a lot of dog trainers use the terminology, it might stick. What that means is it’s basically their excuse to either blame you or the dog if something doesn’t work. So you need to ask if they have a money back guarantee and if they’re willing to put their money where their mouth is on the training.
Now let’s talk about the four things that you do. I mean, they’re pretty powerful when people take a moment just to think about the solutions you provide. I mean, one, you’re the highest rated and most reviewed dog trainer in the area. Second is you have a money back guarantee. Third, that first lesson is just 50 cents. And fourth, you’re being trained by some big time names. I mean, you’re being trained by some big time people.
I think in the coming weeks and months we can maybe disclose, because you’re always going to different training seminars and conferences. Each week we’ll start to unveil some of the new trainings that you’ve been to. But you’re working with a trainer right now, this trainer, and we’ll talk more about him. He’s trained celebrity dogs. The dogs that are in the movies, some of the most well-trained dogs on the planet. We won’t mention the names of the dogs or the name of the trainer yet.
Why do you go to ongoing dog training as a Tulsa dog training expert?
Because we’re always trying to find a better and easier way for you and your dog to be trained. Because we’re trying to see how we can get Fluffy from point A to point B, to from where they’re at currently to your goals, and the easiest way for them to understand, and the easiest way for it to transfer to you as the owner. So we’re trying to find all the different ways and then condense it down into a simplistic
way so that it’s super simple and easy for everyone, and we’re always learning and trying to get better in that aspect. Now how much does it cost to train a dog to behave? I know it’s a similar question. I’m asking the questions that people are asking on Google right now question number one was how much should you spend on dog training? The second was well, how much does it cost to train a dog? To behave similar question. What are your thoughts? Yeah, so it really just depending on goals So how our structure is it just depends on how advanced you want to training?
So we have the price area of anywhere between like 300 to 4,000, but it just depends on how advanced you want it. Anyone who’s like, it picks the big one, that’s because they see my dog and they’re like, oh, I need my dog to do everything your dog does. No, truly, no one really needs that one, that one’s a want, but if you want it, we’ll do it, and we’ll get your dog to whatever your goals are,
or if you’re just like, hey, I literally need Fluffy to stop barking at everyone and come when called, and stop chewing up everything, and that’ll fix all my issues, awesome, well we’ll get you there. Whatever your goals are and then we beat any competitors price. So that’s the typical range of the training.
And the thing I don’t think we mentioned enough on this show too is when people book a dog training with you guys, yeah it’s 50 cents, yes you’ll beat anyone’s price, yes you have the results guaranteed, yes you’ve got celebrity trainers that have worked with you. But people also have a chance to win a trip to Hawaii.
Oh, yeah.
And I’m just being real. I know everybody out there listening right now, it’s probably on your bucket list to go to Hawaii at one point, to go to the big island, to see it, to experience it, to see the tropical environment, to experience the beautiful oceans, the mountains, to look at the volcanoes. Cautionary note, don’t go in the volcanoes. So the question is, is it worth it to pay for the dog training? I would say that objectively, I feel like you’ve put together probably the best dog
training experience that Tulsa has to offer, but maybe you disagree, maybe you have a different thought there. I mean, tell us about just the whole package. What makes… what do people love… you talk to people every day on the phone. What makes people love the Tulsa Dog Trading packages that you’re offering the most?
Yeah, well, it keeps coming back to that money-back guarantee, because we’re going to guarantee you’re going to get results. So is it worth it? It is if it works, but if you’re going to a trainer who doesn’t guarantee anything or doesn’t set goals or expectations, you don’t really know what you’re getting, then no, it wouldn’t be worth it. But if you go to a trainer that offers a money back guarantee like we do and ongoing life classes or learning or anything like that, that makes it totally worth it. So that’s just what you have to weigh the pros and cons there and see if you really
need those things fixed. And then also another big thing is when a trainer comes, you want them to see your dog first. So you don’t want them to, because I know some places that no matter what dog, no matter what issue or whatever, they’re like, 3,000, three weeks, we’ll have the dog back to you. But you don’t really know what you’re getting, and they haven’t seen your dog, so they don’t really know if they can get your dog to those goals. And then they come back, and it’s a super complicated system, and then they’re like, well, hopefully it works.
It’s been two weeks, may the odds be ever in your favor. Good luck.
Hey, real quick, you said the pros and cons have you ever seen the movie The Wrath of Khan? I have not. Really let me let me cue up this audio here this is gonna be I never somebody out there this is gonna be an incredible thing for you so we out there you probably want to start crying when you hear why I got a skip past the YouTube commercial I don’t anybody crying as they listen to this I don’t want you crying either all right but this is some high quality this is Wrath of Khan it’s a Star Trek movie and Khan is sort of like a… appears to be like a guy who’s on meth, sort of like a trailer inhabitant.
He appears to be like a creature from Drove Dirt, but he’s somehow in space. And this is the scene for the movie. Again, it’s about 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I know it’s going to change your life. We’ll interrupt from time to time with commentary. I just want you… please save your comments until you’re called upon, sir.
Here we go. Ransom Con.
The pros and cons of dark trading. The pros and cons. Con.
You still remember, Admiral.
I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember you. What is the meaning of this attack?
Where is the crew of the Reliant?
Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you.
Now real quick, we were talking about measuring the pros and cons, you’ve got to weigh the pros and cons of hiring Make Your Dog Epic. I believe it was a subliminal reference to go watch Wrath of Khan. Let me hear it.
I’ve deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you. Come. If it’s me you want, I’ll have myself beamed aboard. Spare my crew. I make you a counter-proposal. I’ll agree to your terms if…
if… in addition to yourself. You hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called Genesis. Genesis? What’s that? Don’t insult my intelligence, Kirk. Give me some time to recall the data on our computers. I give you 60 seconds. Some tension building here. And again,
it’s really done since he was on a rabbit trail when you’re saying look at the pros and cons of dog training, you’re asking people to watch an hour and a half movie from the 80s, 1982. Yeah.
At least we know he doesn’t have Genesis.
Keep nodding as though I’m still giving away.
But seven, punch up the data charts
of Reliance Command Console.
Reliance Command?
45 seconds.
The prefix code, that’s all we’ve got.
It’s like space chess.
There you go.
Admiral.
We’re finding it.
Admiral.
Please.
Please, you’ve got to give us time.
The bridge is smashed, the computer is inoperative. Time is a luxury you don’t have.
Attention’s building. Somehow Captain Kirk’s going to come through.
Each ship has its own combination code to prevent an enemy from doing what we’re attempting.
I like it so far though.
Captain Kirk has the philosophy of ask for forgiveness, not for permission.
That’s the philosophy.
Assuming he hasn’t changed the combination, he’s quite intelligent. Fifteen seconds. Here we go.
Kahn, how do we know you’ll keep your word?
Now this is big, this is big, this is big.
First off, the movie, right now, you’ve got Captain Kirk, he’s about ready to be blown up by this trailer meth addict, Con, from Joe Dirt, who’s in space somehow. And Con’s like, listen, I’m going to blow you up, but if you want to not have everyone else be blown up, give me the plans to the Genesis project. I kind of feel like that’s like dog training. Think about it for a second. People say, hey, I’ll train your dog, but I want you to commit right now to pay me two grand. And they’ll say crazy stuff. Listen folks, if you’re on the website right now and you fill out the form on our website, I challenge you to do it.
Fill out the form on five other websites for our top competitors for Tulsa Dog Training. And you’re going to sit down with one of these dog trainers, and they’re going to try to do little games like this. They’re going to go at that pressure, you can feel the tension. And they’ll say, well, if you don’t sign up today, we’re going to be booked out until the end of the summer! And you’re like, this summer? Next summer!
We’ll be booked out forever! You’re going to have a crazy dog for three years just chewing your life away if you don’t sign up today.
No pressure, though. Or they use a move of, hey, if you don’t sign up right now, your dog’s probably going to get hit by a car. And they put that thought in your mind. It doesn’t come when you call it. And they really do that.
They do it. They really do it. Yeah. It’s dirty. So it’s you’re thinking like Khan’s being dirty. I mean, Khan, I mean, he wants the plans to the Genesis project, a project which, according to the movie, would allow basically to create life on other planets. That’s the idea of it.
And he wants the technology because he wants to be the ruler of the world. And, you know, that’s kind of a low blow, buddy. That’s a dirty move. I think we could create as intense of a dog hostage negotiation training sales scenario just by taking audio of what a lot of dog trainers tell their customers and we know this because we know customers who’ve told us this is what they’ve been told let’s go back to the movie but I actually think that the dog training sales techniques used by most dog trainers are more manipulative than what Khan’s doing right here. I’ve given
you no word, Kiefer. In my judgment you simply have no alternative.
I see your point. Stand by to receive our transmission.
Captain Kirk has a plan.
Phasers on target. Now wait by command.
Phasers low.
Time’s up.
Here it comes. Now, Mr. Spock.
So he thinks he’s getting the plans. He’s gonna get phasers shot at him.
Sir, our shields are dropping. He hacked into his system to lower his shield.
I can’t! What is it? Because in order to get the plans, he had to get Khan to lower his shield so he could send the plans. It’s like to airdrop that thing. So Khan’s like, sure, I’ll airdrop, I’ll lower my shields to get the transmission and then as he’s doing that Kirk says well Then we’re gonna shoot you
The damage to photon control and the warp drive. We must withdraw.
No!
No! We must! Enterprise, wait.
She’s not going anywhere.
And we’re back with March Sadness. The team is looking down the street.
That is incredible right there. That was incredible.
Now, okay, so let’s go back to dog training.
So somebody, you know, they’re comparing you, your dog training services, with somebody
else and they’re going, well, you know, this guy over here tells me if I don’t pay right
now to train my dog, I won’t be, they won’t be available for two summers. That’s a real thing people say. Second thing they say if you don’t get your dog trained today, your dog may get hit by a car. Yep. Could die. Could die. And they do it with a snarky tone to it.
It’s like, ma’am, do you want your dog to die? And you’re like, no. Well, it could die. I mean, your dog could run out. If you don’t, if you don’t, if you call your dog to come and it doesn’t, it could get hit by a car.
Yeah.
And then how they do it is they’re like, well, okay, so this package is going to be about six grand.
Is your dog’s life not worth six grand? It’s so dirty. They actually do these moves.
They do these moves. That’s why I tell people, go to the competition. Go to them. Even go out there and try to buy a license from them, because they’re going to teach you these moves. And these are the moves they’re going to do because this is what they do.
Yeah, it’s like dirty car salesman meets dog training.
It is.
Or worse.
There’s no shame in the game. They don’t feel bad about it. And then what happens is we don’t mind here at Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training if you try out the competition. In fact, we want you to because we know that’s the moves that they’re going to use. Now let me tell you the moves that we’re going to use. Let me tell you the secret moves that we’re going to use that nobody knows except for you and everybody who hears this show and everyone you tell. Okay, so one, your first lesson is 50 cents,
which is less than a dollar. Second is we’re the highest rated and most reviewed. Now that might not mean something to you. It might mean something to you. Third is we do a money back And fourth, you never stop going to training. I say, where’s JT? Where is he? We’ve got to do a podcast. Where is he? We’ve got to do a show.
And they’re like, he’s over getting trained by the dog wizard in the Northeast. I’m like, come on! We’ve got to do a show. It’s Saturday. That’s what we do. We record dog training podcasts on a Saturday. We can’t do a show without him. So then the next week you’re back, and how are you?
Is that fine? I traveled from the Northeast, learned these things. Okay, the next week, where’s JT? People say, well, you know, he’s over in the Northwest. He’s learning from the dog guru. Like, what? Can’t you just stop ongoing training? But the answer is no.
Why can’t you stop ongoing dog training?
Because you always have to be learning and refining your craft, and you want to stay up to date with the new training.
You never stop. Ever. And you’re into it. It’s what you do. Yeah. And so if you’re out there today, folks, and you want to experience the highest rated, most reviewed, the first lesson for 50 cents, money back guarantee, the best training possible, and you have a chance to win a trip to Hawaii, amiki, amiki, laka, laka, laka, laka, pass the play, mahalo. I’m telling you, folks, go to Make Your Dog Epic Tulsa Dog Training
today. Schedule that first lesson for just 50 cents. I promise you that you won’t regret it. I know that a lot of people listen to this show back to back. They’re like, I just can’t stop listening. I love to make your dog epic. Dog Training Podcast. If that’s you, we’ll talk to you folks in five minutes. Is your dog and furry friend holding you hostage?
Will your dog not stop pulling on its leash and eating your sausage? Who wrote that? Well, I don’t mean to brag, but I actually wrote it and wow, it rhymes. People dig it. Like a dog. You get it? Okay, so I’m just going to keep reading. Will your dog not stop jumping on you or pooping in your house like you’re on the set of Jumanji
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Man, Carl, you’re a talented vocal artist. Well, well, I can sense your passion. It’s contagious. Well, my friend, I am passionate about the product. I once went 60 days without sleeping. Really? My wife’s wedding dress got eaten and my neighbor Pam was bitten by my dog. Oh man.
The quality of life was at an all-time low. I actually didn’t invite people over to my home for months because of the new dog. And I always smelled like urine. You do still smell a little bit like dog urine. Before I made my dog, Epic, I was hostage. And that’s where the passion comes from. You’ve got to ingest apple cider vinegar. And with a dog bone, you want to chew on the dog bone before the heart passes.
We’re recording so that you can emulate the dog. You should listen to Atomic Dog. But you’re not a dog. You want to just chew on the bone. The oversized bone. But you’re not a dog. You want to just chew on the bone. The oversized bone. Not the regular sized bone. The heart passes.